Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
DOROTHY PARKER
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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