It was written without fear and without research.
DOROTHY PARKERDrink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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