Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Women and elephants never forget.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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