Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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