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Dorothy Parker Quote - If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Art Seat Writing
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Change Myself Word Writing
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Death People Young
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Drink Food Funny Myself
It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Kill Mess Myself Tragedy
[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Big Enough Friendship Funny Home Need Place Room
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Appearance Clothes Fashion Party Yourself
I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Goodness Money Myself Togetherness Writing
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Diamond Health Money Myself
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Sick Storm
If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Care Fun Myself Stay
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Enough Friendship Need Room
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Appearance Beautiful Greatness Healing Myself Time
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Depend Law Life Thinking Worst Yourself
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Genius Material Talent Writing
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Hate Myself People Rich
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Myself Tone View Voice
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Funny Life Study Theft Yourself

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