A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
DOROTHY PARKERMisfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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