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Dorothy Parker Quote - The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Appearance Girl Man Wear
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Funny Hell Herself Phone
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Age Children Forever Himself Time Writing
I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Change Myself Word Writing
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Entertainment Fun Goodness Myself
I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Character Drink Identity Myself Problem Writing
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Cheating Hollywood Reality
The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Big Earth Fools Love Man Woman
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Bad Death Feeling Myself Time
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Education Learning Yourself
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Bed Himself Voice
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Boredom Elegant Manner Right
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Boredom Curious Deep
Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Man Myself Relationship Requirement Stupidity
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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