I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
DOROTHY PARKERBut I don’t give up; I forget why not.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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