I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate writing, I love having written.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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