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Dorothy Parker Quote - [On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?

[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?

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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Beautiful Clean Deep Order Skin Ugly
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Avoid Best Drink Stay Way
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Boredom Curious Deep
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Best Friendship Girl Herself
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Book Force Funny Greatness Light
But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Forget Give Up Inspirational Myself One Liner
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Man Myself Relationship Requirement Stupidity
I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Character Drink Identity Myself Problem Writing
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Burn Heart Myself Safety Scars
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Enough Jealous Satisfaction Wine
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
I hate writing, I love having written.
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Hate Love Myself Writing
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Goodness Hide Safety Treasure Woman
Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Bad Death Feeling Myself Time
I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Goodness Money Myself Togetherness Writing
The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Big Earth Fools Love Man Woman
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Change Funny Life Myself Oneself Sex Story
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Genius Material Talent Writing
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Atmosphere Best Children Home
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Letter Look Word
It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Entertainment Fun Goodness Myself
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Appearance Beautiful Greatness Healing Myself Time
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Enough Friendship Need Room

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