The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
DOROTHY PARKERVice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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