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Dorothy Parker Quote - I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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