“Don’t trust a guy who accuses you of infidelity. He’s cheating. He’s projecting. If you’re living that kind of life, you think everybody else is too.”

Give me an authentic woman, and I’m happy.

Breaking news is a thing that’s on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

I liked sports but I never really had the confidence. I was always coordinated and it came easy to me, but I didn’t have the confidence to go along with the physical skill.

Personally, I’ve made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.

The best way to offset tension is with physical activity.

When I’m into a woman, I literally can’t stop staring. I’m like a little kid. I become completely entranced.

If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.

It’s time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools and parochial schools.

I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it’s only through doing so many comedies that I’ve realised how much of an influence they’ve been on me.

Cheat meals can be a great tool to develop your physique. They can reset hormones responsible for metabolism and insulin regulation, replenish glycogen for increased energy, and keep calorie-burning mechanisms high.

Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.

Don’t play with the Devil, he always cheats.

I COULDN’T stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch – understand?

Creative work is not a selfish act or a bid for attention on the part of the actor. It’s a gift to the world and every being in it. Don’t cheat us of your contribution. Give us what you’ve got.

You didn’t just cheat on me; you cheated on us. You didn’t just break my heart; you broke our future.

Cunning cheats itself wholly, and other people partially.