“If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.”

Give me an authentic woman, and I’m happy.

Breaking news is a thing that’s on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

I liked sports but I never really had the confidence. I was always coordinated and it came easy to me, but I didn’t have the confidence to go along with the physical skill.

Personally, I’ve made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.

The best way to offset tension is with physical activity.

When I’m into a woman, I literally can’t stop staring. I’m like a little kid. I become completely entranced.

It’s time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools and parochial schools.

I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it’s only through doing so many comedies that I’ve realised how much of an influence they’ve been on me.

Don’t trust a guy who accuses you of infidelity. He’s cheating. He’s projecting. If you’re living that kind of life, you think everybody else is too.

My sense, and I’m sort of guessing, is that the journalists were being classified by the government as common criminals, and the political prisoners were so resistant to being that.