“When I’m into a woman, I literally can’t stop staring. I’m like a little kid. I become completely entranced.”

Give me an authentic woman, and I’m happy.

Breaking news is a thing that’s on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

I liked sports but I never really had the confidence. I was always coordinated and it came easy to me, but I didn’t have the confidence to go along with the physical skill.

Personally, I’ve made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.

The best way to offset tension is with physical activity.

If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.

It’s time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools and parochial schools.

I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it’s only through doing so many comedies that I’ve realised how much of an influence they’ve been on me.

Don’t trust a guy who accuses you of infidelity. He’s cheating. He’s projecting. If you’re living that kind of life, you think everybody else is too.

Our baboon was going completely sky goddess – which is to say, nuts.

I worked hard as a teacher. But those are completely different career paths. And the lack of direction is why I didn’t get far enough in any of those things.

It is more noble to give yourself completely to one individual than to labor diligently for the salvation of the masses.

These kids don’t know what to revolt against, so they just completely ignore it, which is a very frightening thing.

They are just a lot of isolated individuals jiggling in a kind of self-hypnosis and dancing with others only to remind themselves that we are not completely alone in this world.

When faith becomes an heirloom rather than a living fountain; when religion speaks only in the name of authority rather than with the voice of compassion, its message becomes meaningless.