Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKERThere’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKERWomen and elephants never forget.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
DOROTHY PARKERDrink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
DOROTHY PARKERI like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
DOROTHY PARKERThis is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
DOROTHY PARKERThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
DOROTHY PARKEROf course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
DOROTHY PARKERWriting well is the best revenge.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
DOROTHY PARKERShould they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
DOROTHY PARKERSaid after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
DOROTHY PARKERI’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKERI can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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