The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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