God made night, But man made darkness.
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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