A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I told you I was sick.
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