Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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