We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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