All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGANBeauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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