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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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