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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself

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