Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I told you I was sick.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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