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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes

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