I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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