Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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