Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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