Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I told you I was sick.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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