I can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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