I can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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