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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I told you I was sick.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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