Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
SPIKE MILLIGANIn the human race today, you came last.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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