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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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