Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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