Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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In the human race today, you came last.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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