“Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.”

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

Its all in the mind, you know.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.

In the human race today, you came last.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.

You have been blessed with immeasurable power to make positive changes in your life.

The Enemy is overcome by the blessed Passion and Death of our Lord Jesus Christ.

All blessings come to us through our Lord. He will teach us, for in beholding His life we find that He is the best example.

Success tends to bless those who are most committed to giving it the most attention.

Blessed be He, Who came into the world for no other purpose than to suffer.

Considering that the blessed life we so long for consists in an intimate and true love of God Our Creator and Lord, which binds and obliges us all to a sincere love.

Be careful not to try and fast forward yourself into a future you haven’t earned, Blessings on the journey.

You must decide if you are going to rob the world or bless it with the rich, valuable, potent, untapped resources locked away within you.