Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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