If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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