If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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