A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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