Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINBy and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Religion is just mind control.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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