So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLINBy and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLIN







