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No man is great if he thinks he is.

Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic

No man is great if he thinks he is.

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