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No man is great if he thinks he is.

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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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