The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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