The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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