We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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