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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Will Rogers

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work

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