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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Will Rogers

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERS

Philosophy Trouble
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic

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