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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard

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