Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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