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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want

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