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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman

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