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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERS

Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS

Common Sense Funny One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Right Sit Track
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Judgment Man Missing

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