All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSAll I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSA vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERSPeople’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS