The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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