Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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