The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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