Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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