On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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