Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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