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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

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