Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSAll I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSA fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS