Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSA fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSCommunism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSPeople’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERSEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERSIt isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERS