Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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