The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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