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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Will Rogers

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason

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