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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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