Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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