Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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