The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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