Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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