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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money

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