black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Related Topics

Funny Humor Theory Woman

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERS

Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERS

Debt Due never Pay Worry
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS

Farmer Optimistic
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERS

Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERS

Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS

Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS

Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS

Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes