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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS

Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERS

Break Hear Horse People Smart
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERS

Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERS

Life Live Serve Work

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