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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Will Rogers

It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS

Business Cost Count Man Pay
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS

Motivational Park Road Space Success
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Reason Vote
No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS

Fools Money
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERS

Man Mistake never Tired
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS

Farmer Optimistic

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