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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People

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