Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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