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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Will Rogers

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman

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