There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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