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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Will Rogers

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERS

Election Man Politics Unfortunate
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS

Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS

Advance Civilization Kill War
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERS

Fly People Rage
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People

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