Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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