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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Will Rogers

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People

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