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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart

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