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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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