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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch

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