Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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