Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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