A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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