An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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