Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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