No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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