I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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