You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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