The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSWe will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSWorrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERS