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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth

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