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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People

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