We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERSCommunism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSIf you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSIf advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSWorrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERS