Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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