The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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