An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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