The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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