An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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