Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERSIf you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSI don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS