We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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