The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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