The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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