The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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