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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Will Rogers

Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing

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