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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Will Rogers

There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart

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