There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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