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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote

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