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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle

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