I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSI don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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