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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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