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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay

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