Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSThe older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERSA fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSIf you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS