It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSThe short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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