The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSThe short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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